Judge orders Linda Hogan to return prized toilet seat to Hul

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Judge orders Linda Hogan to return prized toilet seat to Hul

New postby warmonkey on Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:40 am

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Judge orders Linda Hogan to return prized toilet seat to Hulk

A Florida judge has ruled that the aging wrestler’s ex-wife Linda must return the prized toilet seat at the middle of the couple’s latest legal dispute.

“When they say she took everything but the kitchen sink…she took everything and the kitchen sink, too,” Hogan said Friday in Los Angeles.

“But I am getting it back. The judge (also) says she has to bring back all the chandeliers and all the pictures she stole.”

Hogan, making the rounds to promote Spike TV’s “TNA iMPACT!”, admits he hoped the 2007 reality series “Hogan Knows Best” would save his already unraveling marriage.

“My ex-wife was kind of in the number 2 position. She kept saying ‘what about me?’ She really wanted to be in the spotlight,” he says.

“So I figured if she was part of the equation, being in the mix, with the whole celeb-reality stuff, it might bond our marriage together. But it really didn’t work. She wasn’t happy. She had a different agenda.”
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